Rockin' around the Christmas tree

Probably not gonna be the last time I write about these guys

A brief glimpse into the metal grassroots of a small country, but with big potential

Warning: This review contains fangirling

See if you can spot Waldo in that crowd

I guess they're as ugly as they wanna be, all else being equal

A man's gotta (drum-) stick with what he does best

"TIME! HAS! COOOOOOOOOO-O-O-OME!"

Still practicing what they preach, as if you'd had any doubt

Goddammit, take yourselves seriously

Champion of monotony, if anything

Alternative title: Not everything is metal

I find my lack of faith disturbing

TURN DOWN THAT FUCKING KICK DRUM!!

Like catching up with an old friend

I dare you to not have a blast

Defying death and expectations

Meticulously pounding the nail on the head

Satisfaction and dick jokes guaranteed

Something old, something new...

Nostalgia's not what it used to be

Resurrection, ascension, redemption

Bigger, colder, but somehow just as warm

90 tons of thunder lighting up the sky

Original soldier of fortune brings the storm

The stuff of dreams in the reality of them dying

"Days when everything glows..."

Howling at the sun with a new pack of cubs

It's pirate metal. Your objection is invalid.

Because sometimes, less does it