To reiterate: Not everything is metal

They insist upon themselves, and you wouldn't want it any other way

Getting you caught in a mosh since 1981

Surrendering to the gravity and the unknown

30 years of degeneration in 90 minutes

Defining heavy metal and dedication since 1975

Not pearls before swine, but somewhere on that scale

From out of the bedpan and into the purifying fire

"Like Cooper's career, a bumpy ride, but a pleasure all the same"

Rockin' around the Christmas tree

Probably not gonna be the last time I write about these guys

A brief glimpse into the metal grassroots of a small country, but with big potential

Warning: This review contains fangirling

See if you can spot Waldo in that crowd

I guess they're as ugly as they wanna be, all else being equal

A man's gotta (drum-) stick with what he does best

"TIME! HAS! COOOOOOOOOO-O-O-OME!"

Still practicing what they preach, as if you'd had any doubt

Goddammit, take yourselves seriously

Champion of monotony, if anything

Alternative title: Not everything is metal

I find my lack of faith disturbing

TURN DOWN THAT FUCKING KICK DRUM!!

Like catching up with an old friend

I dare you to not have a blast

Defying death and expectations

Meticulously pounding the nail on the head

Satisfaction and dick jokes guaranteed

Something old, something new...

Nostalgia's not what it used to be