Album reviews
Lordi – “Screem Writers Guild”
For those who can't get enough (I salute you)
Steel Panther – "On the Prowl"
It's official: They survived themselves
In Flames – "Foregone"
Comeback of the year, anyone...?
Uriah Heep – "Chaos and Colour"
Respect for one's elders gives character
Riverside – "ID.Entity"
Polish(ed) prog rock adapts Netflix's "Black Mirror"
Alternative title: "Kickass Dragon Tunes vol. 4"
Ugly Kid Joe – "Rad Wings of Destiny"
The art of spreading a career thin with the least amount of effort
A pretty normal album by the Sammet society
Skid Row – "The Gang's All Here"
Comeback of the year, anyone...?
The Cult – "Under the Midnight Sun"
It's getting close to dreamtime
Slipknot – "The End, So Far"
Still (k)not slipping anywhere
Behemoth – "Opvs Contra Natvram"
... But I did love them at their darkest
Ozzy – "Patient Number 9"
All else being equal, he's still with us
Just like "Back in the Day"...
Machine Head – "Øf Kingdøm and Crøwn"
Wi nøt trei a høliday in Øakland this yër?
Thundermother – "Black and Gold"
"You're struck by lightning..."
Psycroptic – "Divine Council"
Council for upcoming death metal bands, if anything.
Soulfly – "Totem"
Lemme check... Yeah, it really has been fucking 14 years since I heard anything outta Soulfly – 2008's splendid "Conquer" album. And seeing as how that was their 6th, that means I've been missing out on HALF of their back catalogue, with "Totem" being their 12th full-length.
Krisiun – "Mortem Solis"
Death metal album of the year?
Porcupine Tree – "Closure/Continuation"
Yes, I know this review's been some time coming. But hey, so has this album.
Def Leppard – "Diamond Star Halos"
Another reason to tour, all else being equal
Decapitated – "Cancer Culture"
Decapitated is one of those sadly few bands that are seemingly unable to make a bad album. Even their weakest effort – 2004's "The Negation" – is still pretty damn solid. And at the risk of spoiling this review up front, well, they just did it again.
SepticFlesh – "Modern Primitive"
Best thing outta Greece since Metaxa...?
Rammstein – "Zeit"
Though I was hugely into Rammstein around the turn of the century, they kinda lost me around 2004's "Reise, Reise". The stuff I've heard since then has mostly been either acceptable, but not exciting ("Mein Teil"; "Keine Lust") or silly and a bit annoying ("Pussy"; "Amerika").
Thunder – "Dopamine"
An open letter to an unfairly overlooked institution in rock
Destruction – "Diabolical"
If you had no idea who Destruction are, and if you couldn't tell just from looking at the album cover, you'd still be able to hear within the first couple of seconds of "Diabolical's" title track that you're in for a thrash metal album. In fact, this album is so thrash metal, I'm gonna try to not use that term more than absolutely necessary here....
Meshuggah – "Immutable"
No reason to mute anything anyway
FM – "Thirteen"
It's a heart-warming testament to the longevity of AOR that a band like FM has managed to resurrect themselves in the current century and sustain a career on sounding like a tad harder, more streamlined version of early-'90s Toto. Stuff like that happens, you know the world's not all bad.
Ghost – "Impera"
No offense to any fans of Ghost out there, but I haven't been following along since their first couple of albums, and after my first spin of this, their 5th one, I was ready to just leave this review be.