"Hear the mandrake scream", anyone?

Something proper about your propaganda – all else being equal

So... the moon has a throat infection, but that Tool dude is healing it, or...?

When your only mission is to metal as hard and relentlessly as possible

Rise of the machines, anyone??

Not necessarily a masterpiece, but undeniably the work of a master

Sometimes you CAN judge a book by its cover

Yeah, they're still going at it

When someone leaves the heavy metal machine on overnight

Not the swansong he deserved, but perhaps the one he wanted

All the grace of a kid with Tourette's giving a speech at a very small family gathering

Because "State of the World Address" was already taken?

Black metal album of the year of the maggot

So, is this considered "oldschool" now?

Coming to a town near you, and hopefully soon

Masterful redemption of those bloody roots

The long, hard road out of Hell

Quoth the raven, "Blah, blah, blah"

[Important: Write gorilla joke here before hitting 'Publish']

Marking 10 years of epic silliness

Anyone fancy a round of Guinness at the Drop Dead Inn?

Not the Immortal we wanted, but the one we deserve...?

Rock 'n' Roll Shark-Jumping 101

World champions in a doomed world

Success is to stand by your talents and persevere

Imaginations from the other side

More like "77 Minutes", amirite guys?

Still feeling that fire after all these years

For those who can't get enough (I salute you)

It's official: They survived themselves