Feat. Temple of Void, Lamb of God, Winterfylleth, Vreid, Angus McSix, et al.

When there's not a lot left to prove

… And this year's "Out-of-Left-Fielder" award goes to…

"Unless one counts level good-but-not-great as filler..."

Truest metal album and most tattooable cover art this year so far

It's been 4+ years of Global Metal Blog now. We passed 10.000+ visitors per month in 2025. I thank all those of you who keep coming back to indulge in my writings about metal, hard rock, and perhaps not least, their foul antitheses.

Feat. Rob Zombie, Puscifer, Mayhem, Clawfinger, et al.

Half album review, half essay about being fed up with political bullshit

Feat. Bullet, Invictus, Helix, et al.

More like "Meh-gadeth", amirite guys??

During the review of which, I quote Phoebe from "Friends"

Welcome back, dear readers!

If you don't know what to make of that opening line, I'm referring to my recently posted yearly album Top 10, which I had to cut in half this year. This, then, is the second half. Because it's never just a Top 10; it's more like an overview of all the LPs...

Happy New Year, dear readers! Once again probably too late for some of you to even consider the term appropriate any longer. But as y'all should've noticed by now, I'm notoriously behind all other album reviewers in the world, and I can't be bothered to justify or even explain anything any longer. (Besides, exactly WHEN is that alleged cut-off date...

So, probably don't read that book or you'll hella bleed out your crotch

"This, right here, in a nutshell, is the reason that we love metal"

Completing Hitchcock's avian doomsday vision outta left field

Rockin' around the Christmas tree

You know it's gonna be good when they put a swan on the cover

... And one fine ascension it is

And in the category of "Most Difficult Album to Have Sex to"...

It's official: The breakdown is the bass drop of metal

Half album review, half lamentation of music's current state

Giants and monsters and pumpkins, oh my!

Rumor has it, they were gonna call it "Whitesnake"

Children and other newbies will not understand this

Bring on the new age of blasphemy