Skopje, North Macedonia

2021-10-01

Balkan's up-and-coming tourist attraction?

Random as it may seem, North Macedonia was my big game-changer. My first solo trip, this was the one that irrevocably reignited my love and lust for traveling.

The three things that brought me there were

  1. A burning need to get the hell outta little ol' Denmark
  2. Cheap airplane tickets, and
  3. A cheap Airbnb.

While I have no idea about the availability of the two latter ones four years later, Skopje is definitely still worth a visit.

One of the first things you notice about Skopje is the contrast. When getting there from the airport, the surroundings pretty much look like something outta Borat: Small rural cottages made from roofing panels and construction blocks. Car tires in barren, grassless front yards with no fence, and bumpy dirt roads with no name.

And then after 20 minutes, you're in the center of Skopje. Stragegically adorned with pristine marble buildings and statues, liberally sprinkled with billboards, shiny glass and steel façades flanking the architechture of yestercentury.

Yeah, gotta have one of those.
Yeah, gotta have one of those.
New archaeological museum; new bridge with new statues of famous Macedonians. As if anyone had forgotten about those guys!
New archaeological museum; new bridge with new statues of famous Macedonians. As if anyone had forgotten about those guys!

All that new stuff – all those statues and marble buildings – is all very new. As in, deliberately put there since 2014 as an urban rebranding project to give the city a facelift and draw tourists. I had no idea about all this, but I did meet tourists from several other countries, so you'd have to assume something's working.

The whole rebranding project has met a lot of criticism. Obviously, some local forces are bound to be against it – whether for conservative or financial reasons. Later that year, I even had a chat with a girl from The Netherlands who I met in Spain; she thought all those new installments were, and I quote, "all fake".

Alexander the Great – speaking of famous Macedonians. According to my guide, the locals call this statue "Alexander the Great Bill".
Alexander the Great – speaking of famous Macedonians. According to my guide, the locals call this statue "Alexander the Great Bill".
New fountain with more new statues, and another new statue of Alexander's father, King Philip II, in the background, yelling at his son to get off his high horse.
New fountain with more new statues, and another new statue of Alexander's father, King Philip II, in the background, yelling at his son to get off his high horse.

Anyway, it is what it is, and it looks nice to me. And the same thing goes for the rest of the city. Up north of the centre is the old fortress ruin Kale (pronounced ['kɑ·lɛ]; not like the vegetable) from where you have a great view of downtown Skopje. Right to the east of it is the old part of town: Winding cobble-stone streets, small old buildings, rustique restaurants, souvenir shops, and bazars.

Yeah, kinda like that.
Yeah, kinda like that.
View of downtown and Mount Vodno from the Kale fortress.
View of downtown and Mount Vodno from the Kale fortress.

Down to the south is Vodno; a mountain overlooking the city. You get up there by bus, and then a lift takes you to the top. I'd ordered this as a part of a combined 1-day mini-tour package, but you can do it fairly cheap on your own, as I later realized.

On the top, it has this big-ass cross called the Millennium Cross – built and named to commemorate 1000 years of Christianity in the country. They light it up at night so everyone can see it, which, in my view, seems a bit much like religious totalitarianism. Plus, the cross itself isn't exactly pretty when seen up close. But the trip is definitely worth it, regardless.

A bit outside of town is the Matka canyon and river, which you can't miss if you ever go there. Taxis are cheap, the nature is gorgeous, and the boat rides (also cheap), take you to a small limestone cave.

Skopje from a cable car.
Skopje from a cable car.
That millennium cross at the closest possible distance for civilians. No unscrewing any of the bolts this time around.
That millennium cross at the closest possible distance for civilians. No unscrewing any of the bolts this time around.
The Matka canyon from a boat.
The Matka canyon from a boat.
Couldn't get a decent shot from inside that limestone cave, so here's some more of Matka from a boat.
Couldn't get a decent shot from inside that limestone cave, so here's some more of Matka from a boat.

As for the local metal scene, I just so happened to find a three-band bill featuring local progressive death metal band Harkem supporting two touring Russian folk metal bands, Грай (Graj = "Bird's Cry") and СатанаКозёл (SatanaKozel = "SatanGoat"). Harkem, in spite of sounding a lot like Opeth, are great at what they do for a debut band. The two latter ones both put on a Hell of a show. If you're into folk metal like me, you'd love them.

The venue, Rock Club Shadows, turned out a nice experience as well. The local metalheads are extremely cool and accommodating, and they know how to go to shows. It was a weekday evening, and people left early, but not without the scene turning into a pit at the end. Also, you can get cheap Carlsberg and Tuborg there!

The sign on the right. 100 Macedonian denar is roughly €1,64. Good times!
The sign on the right. 100 Macedonian denar is roughly €1,64. Good times!
Pre-show drinks with the two headliner bands and the booker. More good times!
Pre-show drinks with the two headliner bands and the booker. More good times!
Graj delivers a surprisingly effective, catchy, and hard-hitting brand of Russian folk metal.
Graj delivers a surprisingly effective, catchy, and hard-hitting brand of Russian folk metal.
The interior decorator seems to prefer KISS' Eric Carr line-up. To be fair, "Lick It Up" and "Crazy, Crazy Nights" ARE some of their best tunes.
The interior decorator seems to prefer KISS' Eric Carr line-up. To be fair, "Lick It Up" and "Crazy, Crazy Nights" ARE some of their best tunes.

All in all, Skopje is, as I initially stated, totally worth a visit. It's different, it's cheap, it's warm even in October, the people are friendly, and they speak surprisingly good English. Apart from the renovation in and around the capital being all-round crappy, the place definitely also has some pretty sights.

Also, something else that's surprisingly good – and cheap – is the local beer. (My favorite is Zlaten Dab, but Makedonsko and Skopsko Smooth are also excellent.) And if you're a cat person like me, you'll love the many friendly stray cats that are all over the streets of Skopje.

Nothing like a cold Skopsko on a warm, sunny autumn day.
Nothing like a cold Skopsko on a warm, sunny autumn day.
Had this little guy lie on my lap for like an hour in a bar. You'd be a cold-hearted sumbitch to just get up and leave.
Had this little guy lie on my lap for like an hour in a bar. You'd be a cold-hearted sumbitch to just get up and leave.
Local graffiti artists reprazentin'.
Local graffiti artists reprazentin'.
"Sleš"!
"Sleš"!