Lordi – "Limited Deadition"
2025-06-03
Album reviews
Warbringer – "Wrath And Ruin"
2025-05-28
"Nothing left to say – swing the hammer away!"
Raging Speedhorn – "Night Wolf"
2025-05-22
Anyone up for a boogie with Satan?
Destruction – "Birth of Malice"
2025-05-17
In fact, why don't we ever talk about that 5th album...?
Avantasia – "Here Be Dragons"
2025-05-05
"Nonsense! There hasn't been a dragon in these parts for a thousand years"
Brainstorm – "Plague of Rats"
2025-04-21
... But their name makes me think of college group assignments
Thundermother – "Dirty & Divine"
2025-04-11
An open letter to the world's biggest hope for hard rock music
Dream Theater – "Parasomnia"
2025-04-04
Seriously, Nicholas, open your eyes already
Night Flight Orchestra – "Give Us The Moon"
2025-03-20
Album of the year, and it's not even metal
Pentagram – "Lightning In a Bottle"
2025-03-11
Does it still count as the same band, though...?
The Hellacopters – "Overdriver"
2025-02-24
"It's called writing a goddamn song"
Grave Digger – "Bone Collector"
2025-02-10
"Hallo, I am ze bone kollektoar; I haf komm to inspäkt your ekvipmänt, jaah?"
Opeth – "The Last Will and Testament"
2025-01-16
So... am I supposed to remember any of this?
Devin Townsend – "PowerNerd"
2024-12-19
Most accurate album title since "British Steel"
An injured predator, and so fucking fierce
Jerry Cantrell – "I Want Blood"
2024-11-29
And I'd be happy to give you some of mine, Jerry
The Crown – "Crown of Thorns"
2024-11-21
This is pretty much organized auditive violence
D-A-D – "Speed Of Darkness"
2024-11-14
[Insert Flogging Molly joke here]
HammerFall – "Avenge the Fallen"
2024-10-30
No, it's not fucking power metal, and neither is Manowar.
Orden Ogan – "The Order of Fear"
2024-10-25
Praise the kings of the underworld!
Cavalera – "Schizophrenia"
2024-10-07
This year, a slighter rectification of slighter problems
Black Country Communion – "V"
2024-09-30
"Vee have vays of raacking your face off, jaa?"
Nile – "The Underworld Awaits Us All"
2024-09-23
If you think you're in a river in Egypt, you're in deNile...
Kerry King – "From Hell I Rise"
2024-08-11
Here's a fun little drinking game
Sebastian Bach – "Child Within the Man"
2024-08-09
You're probably not gonna believe this
Riot V – "Mean Streets"
2024-08-08
Yes, still with that weird seal thingy mascot
Dååth – "The Deceivers"
2024-08-07
Transcending musical boundaries and comeback album standards
Accept – "Humanoid"
2024-07-30
A metal heart is hard to tear apart
Aborted – "Vault of Horrors"
2024-07-27
You'll have to be more than just a hardened horror movie buff...
DragonForce – "Warp Speed Warriors"
2024-07-04