[Insert Flogging Molly joke here]

No, it's not fucking power metal, and neither is Manowar.

Praise the kings of the underworld!

This year, a slighter rectification of slighter problems

"Vee have vays of raacking your face off, jaa?"

If you think you're in a river in Egypt, you're in deNile...

Here's a fun little drinking game

You're probably not gonna believe this

Yes, still with that weird seal thingy mascot

Transcending musical boundaries and comeback album standards

A metal heart is hard to tear apart

You'll have to be more than just a hardened horror movie buff...

Goddammit, take yourselves seriously

If it's fucking awesome, don't fix it

Does this count as a comeback album?

"Hear the mandrake scream", anyone?

Something proper about your propaganda – all else being equal

So... the moon has a throat infection, but that Tool dude is healing it, or...?

When your only mission is to metal as hard and relentlessly as possible

Rise of the machines, anyone??

Not necessarily a masterpiece, but undeniably the work of a master

Sometimes you CAN judge a book by its cover

Yeah, they're still going at it

When someone leaves the heavy metal machine on overnight

Not the swansong he deserved, but perhaps the one he wanted

All the grace of a kid with Tourette's giving a speech at a very small family gathering

Because "State of the World Address" was already taken?

Black metal album of the year of the maggot

So, is this considered "oldschool" now?

Coming to a town near you, and hopefully soon